A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in London.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, \u201cWhat man here will buy a lady a drink?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an owly-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cGive the Ballerina a drink!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down in one. She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, \u201cWhat man here will buy a lady a drink?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and boomed, \u201cGive the Ballerina another drink!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The bartender approached the little drunk and said, \u201cI say, old chap, it\u2019s your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her the Ballerina?\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cAs far as I\u2019m concerned,\u201d the drunk replied, \u201cAny woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a Ballerina!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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