Bob stares wide-eyed, clearly stunned by what he just saw. He fumbles in his pocket, hands the woman $800, and walks away in silence \u2014 face red, hands shaking.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The woman, half in disbelief and half relieved that it was over so quickly, wraps herself back in the towel and rushes upstairs. Her husband, who\u2019s now drying off from the shower, casually asks, \u201cWho was at the door, honey?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cOh, it was Bob, the next-door neighbor,\u201d she says, trying to sound calm.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Her husband nods and asks, \u201cOh yeah? Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The woman freezes, towel still clutched to her chest, realizing what just happened. Her jaw drops as the husband continues getting dressed, completely unaware of the show Bob just got downstairs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Moral of the story:<\/strong> Bob stares wide-eyed, clearly stunned by what he just saw. He fumbles in his pocket, hands the woman $800, and walks away in silence \u2014 face red,… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1904,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8123","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8123","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8123"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8123\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8124,"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8123\/revisions\/8124"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1904"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8123"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8123"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8123"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
Always keep communication open in your marriage \u2014 and maybe check with your spouse before accepting any \u201cunexpected offers\u201d from the neighbors.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"