A man calls his wife and says, \u201cHoney, I\u2019ve been invited to go fishing out of town with my boss for a week. This could be a great opportunity for a promotion. Can you please pack enough clothes for the week, get my rod and tackle box ready, and don\u2019t forget my new blue silk pajamas?\u201d The wife sensed something was off, but being a dutiful spouse, she packed everything he asked for.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
After a week, the husband returned home, looking a bit tired but pleased with himself. The wife immediately asked about the trip, how the fishing went, and if he caught any fish. \u201cYes, I caught plenty\u2014lots of salmon, bluegill, and even a few swordfish,\u201d he said. Then, puzzled, he added, \u201cBut why didn\u2019t you pack my blue silk pajamas?\u201d The wife smirked and replied, \u201cOh, I did! They were in your fishing box.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
At a party, a doctor and a lawyer were chatting and trying to relax. However, people kept approaching the doctor: \u201cCan you look at this rash?\u201d \u201cMy back\u2019s been bothering me\u2026\u201d \u201cDoes this mole look unusual?\u201d After an hour of free check-ups, the doctor asked the lawyer, \u201cHow do you handle people asking for free legal advice outside of work?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The lawyer replied with a grin, \u201cSimple. I give them advice\u2026 then I mail them a bill.\u201d The doctor was surprised. \u201cYou\u2019re joking.\u201d \u201cNot even a little,\u201d the lawyer said. Feeling inspired (and a little mischievous), the doctor decided to try it. The next day, he wrote bills for everyone who had bothered him at the party. When he headed to the mailbox to send them, he found something waiting for him\u2026 a bill.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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