{"id":6927,"date":"2025-09-06T07:05:17","date_gmt":"2025-09-06T07:05:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/?p=6927"},"modified":"2025-09-06T07:05:17","modified_gmt":"2025-09-06T07:05:17","slug":"funny-a-man-seventy-years-old-has-never-been-married","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/?p=6927","title":{"rendered":"Funny: A man seventy years old has never been married."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>When a 70-year-old single man met a 17-year-old girl one day, he fell in love right away. After getting married, they honeymooned in Florida.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A friend asked him how it went when they got back. \u201cOh,\u201d the man said, \u201cit was wonderful.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cThe ocean, the sun, and our near-daily sexual encounters\u2014\u201d Startled, his friend cut him off, saying, \u201cAt your age?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>How were you able to virtually make love each night? \u201cWell, we almost made love on Monday, we almost made love on Tuesday,\u201d the man said with a laugh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When a 70-year-old single man met a 17-year-old girl one day, he fell in love right away. After getting married, they honeymooned in Florida. A friend asked&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1904,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6927","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6927","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6927"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6927\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6928,"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6927\/revisions\/6928"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1904"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6927"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6927"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6927"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}