{"id":6716,"date":"2025-08-18T16:37:35","date_gmt":"2025-08-18T16:37:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/?p=6716"},"modified":"2025-08-18T16:37:35","modified_gmt":"2025-08-18T16:37:35","slug":"joke-of-the-day-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/?p=6716","title":{"rendered":"Joke of the day.."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>The blind man took the fork, sniffed it, and said,<br><strong>\u201cAh, meatloaf and mashed potatoes. I\u2019ll have that!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The owner, shocked but amused, brought him the meatloaf.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The next day, the blind man returned. Again, he asked for a dirty fork. The owner handed him one, and he sniffed it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u201cHmm\u2026 that\u2019s chicken alfredo. I\u2019ll take it!\u201d<\/strong><br>Again, the order was spot-on.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>This became a daily routine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>One day, the owner wanted to test him. He asked his wife, Mary, to rub a fork on her neck before handing it to the blind man.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The blind man sniffed it and paused.<br>Then said:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u201cWhoa! I didn\u2019t know Mary worked here!\u201d<\/strong>&nbsp;<img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\ud83d\ude33\" src=\"https:\/\/s.w.org\/images\/core\/emoji\/16.0.1\/svg\/1f633.svg\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\ud83d\ude02\" src=\"https:\/\/s.w.org\/images\/core\/emoji\/16.0.1\/svg\/1f602.svg\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The blind man took the fork, sniffed it, and said,\u201cAh, meatloaf and mashed potatoes. I\u2019ll have that!\u201d The owner, shocked but amused, brought him the meatloaf. The&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1904,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6716","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6716","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6716"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6716\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6717,"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6716\/revisions\/6717"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1904"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6716"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6716"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6716"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}