{"id":6681,"date":"2025-08-18T15:48:27","date_gmt":"2025-08-18T15:48:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/?p=6681"},"modified":"2025-08-18T15:48:27","modified_gmt":"2025-08-18T15:48:27","slug":"joke-of-the-day-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/?p=6681","title":{"rendered":"Joke of the day.."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (a blonde) picked up the phone, listened a moment and said,<br>\u201cHow should I know, that\u2019s 200 miles from here!\u201d<br>and hung up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Curious, the husband said,<br>\u201cWho was that?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And his lovely wife replied,<br>\u201cSome woman asking if the coast is clear!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (a blonde) picked up the phone, listened a moment and said,\u201cHow&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1904,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6681","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6681","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6681"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6681\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6682,"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6681\/revisions\/6682"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1904"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6681"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6681"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6681"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}