{"id":6621,"date":"2025-08-11T23:53:31","date_gmt":"2025-08-11T23:53:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/?p=6621"},"modified":"2025-08-11T23:53:31","modified_gmt":"2025-08-11T23:53:31","slug":"i-bought-my-wife-titanic-on-video-for-her-birthday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/?p=6621","title":{"rendered":"I bought my wife Titanic on video for her birthday."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>My 3-year-old asked,&nbsp;<em>\u201cCan I watch it after nursery school?\u201d<\/em><br>I said,&nbsp;<em>\u201cNo, it\u2019s for grown-ups, like Mommy and Daddy.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When I went to pick him up later, the teacher was&nbsp;<strong>stifling her laughter<\/strong>.<br>I asked what was so funny.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She said,&nbsp;<em>\u201cYour son has been telling everyone all day that \u2018Mommy and Daddy watch Titanic together because it\u2019s for adults only!\u2019 He told the class that it\u2019s a grown-up movie that only married people are allowed to watch in bed.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Needless to say, I had a few awkward glances from other parents at pickup.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Lesson learned: Be VERY specific with explanations when talking to toddlers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My 3-year-old asked,&nbsp;\u201cCan I watch it after nursery school?\u201dI said,&nbsp;\u201cNo, it\u2019s for grown-ups, like Mommy and Daddy.\u201d When I went to pick him up later, the teacher&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1904,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6621","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6621","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6621"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6621\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6622,"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6621\/revisions\/6622"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1904"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6621"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6621"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6621"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}