1. The Cowboy\u2019s Blonde Joke An old, blind cowboy wanders into a biker bar and asks, \u201cWanna hear a blonde joke?\u201d A woman warns him: \u201cThe bartender, bouncer, and five women here are all blonde. Still want to tell it?\u201d The cowboy replies, \u201cNope, not if I\u2019ve gotta explain it five times.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
2. The $25 SUV Arnold finds an SUV on sale for $25. The seller explains, \u201cMy husband left with his secretary and told me to sell his car and send him the money.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
3. The Lazy Employee A new CEO fires a man lounging around. Afterward, he\u2019s told, \u201cSir, that was the pizza delivery guy.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
4. The Adoption Surprise Peter\u2019s parents tell him, \u201cYou\u2019re adopted,\u201d and when he asks to meet his biological parents, they say, \u201cWe\u2019re your biological parents. The new ones are coming in 20 minutes.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
5. The Job Interview During a job interview, a woman takes time answering basic questions. When asked why she hesitated on her name, she explains, \u201cI was singing \u2018Happy Birthday\u2019 to myself.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Share these laughs with friends to brighten their day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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