After some time, Lois said \u201cDarling, I have to confess something.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Years ago, I had an affair with Superman.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was only one night, but I\u2019ve regretted it ever since.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I hope you can forgive me.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cYou don\u2019t need to worry about that because,\u201d Clark said as he took off his glasses, \u201cI am Superman!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Even if you didn\u2019t know it was me, in my eyes you were always faithful.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cOh thank God!\u201d said Lois. \u201c I can\u2019t tell you what a weight that is off my chest.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cGlad we cleared that up,\u201d said Clark. \u201cSo I guess this means you were Batman too.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Lois stared at Clark, her eyes wide with shock and a hint of amusement. \u201cWait, what? Batman too? Clark, are you telling me\u2014\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Clark held up his hands defensively, chuckling. \u201cNo, no! That was a joke. I promise I\u2019m only Superman. I don\u2019t have a secret Batcave, I swear.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Lois raised an eyebrow, crossing her arms. \u201cGood, because if you were moonlighting as the Dark Knight, we\u2019d need a serious discussion about honesty in this marriage. One secret identity is enough.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Clark smiled, relieved to see her sense of humor emerging. \u201cI think one superhero persona is more than enough to juggle, don\u2019t you think?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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