Bob, an undertaker, recently came home with a black eye.His wife asked him, \u201cWhat happened to you?\u201d\u201cI\u2019ve had a terrible day!\u201d says Bob.\u201cI had to go to a hotel, where a guest had died in his sleep! When I got there,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
the manager said they couldn\u2019t get him into a body bag,because he had a huge erection!\u201dAnyway, I went up, and sure enough, there was this big naked man,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
lying on the bed with a hugeerection! So I grabbed his erection with both hands and tried to bend it in half!\u201d\u201cI see!\u201d said the wife,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cThat must have been terrible! But how did you get the black eye?\u201dBob replied, \u201cWrong room!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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