{"id":5371,"date":"2025-07-10T20:57:58","date_gmt":"2025-07-10T20:57:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/?p=5371"},"modified":"2025-07-10T20:57:59","modified_gmt":"2025-07-10T20:57:59","slug":"are-you-blonde","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/?p=5371","title":{"rendered":"Are You Blonde?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>A blonde cop pulls over a blonde driver and asks for her driver\u2019s license. The driver searches through her car and asks, \u201cUhh, what are they again?\u201d The cop responds, \u201cUgh. It\u2019s the thing in your purse with your picture on it.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The driver says, \u201cOh yeah,\u201d and hands over a compact mirror from her purse.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The cop opens the mirror, looks inside, and then hands it back, saying, \u201cI\u2019m sorry, ma\u2019am. If I knew you were a cop, I wouldn\u2019t have pulled you over.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A blonde cop pulls over a blonde driver and asks for her driver\u2019s license. The driver searches through her car and asks, \u201cUhh, what are they again?\u201d&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1904,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5371","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5371","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5371"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5371\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5372,"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5371\/revisions\/5372"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1904"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5371"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5371"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5371"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}