Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, \u201cPa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!\u201d Pa replies, \u201cThere ain\u2019t nuthin wrong with the outhouse.\u201d Ma yells back, \u201cYes there is, now git out there and fix it.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pa moseys out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, \u201cMa! There ain\u2019t nuthin wrong with the outhouse!\u201d Ma replies, \u201cStick yur head in the hole!\u201d Pa yells back, \u201cI ain\u2019t stickin my head in that hole!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ma says, \u201cYa have to stick your head in the hole to see what to fix.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back, \u201cMa! There ain\u2019t nuthin wrong with this outhouse!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ma hollers back, \u201cNow take your head out of the hole!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole,then starts yelling, \u201cMa! Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ma replies, \u201cHurt\u2019s, don\u2019t it ?!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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