{"id":4972,"date":"2025-07-03T20:01:34","date_gmt":"2025-07-03T20:01:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/?p=4972"},"modified":"2025-07-03T20:01:34","modified_gmt":"2025-07-03T20:01:34","slug":"a-woman-cranky-because-her-husband-was-late-coming-home-again-decided-to-leave-a-note-saying-ive-had-enough-and-have-left-you-dont-bother-coming-after-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/?p=4972","title":{"rendered":"A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, \u201cI\u2019ve had enough and have left you. Don\u2019t bother coming after me.\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>She slipped a goodbye note onto the dresser, then slid beneath the bed to watch what he\u2019d do.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A little later her husband arrived, rattling around in the kitchen before entering the bedroom. She watched his shoes shuffle over to the dresser, saw him pick up the note, and heard the faint scratch of a pen as he scribbled a reply.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Then came a phone call.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cYeah\u2014she\u2019s finally out of here,\u201d he said. \u201cAbout time, right? I\u2019m on my way. Slip into that little French nightie\u2026 We\u2019ll have some fun.\u201d<br>He hung up, grabbed his keys, and headed out the door. The car engine faded down the street.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Furious and tearful, she crawled from under the bed, snatched the paper, and read the line he\u2019d added:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>\u201cI can see your feet.<br>We\u2019re out of bread\u2014back in five.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>She slipped a goodbye note onto the dresser, then slid beneath the bed to watch what he\u2019d do. A little later her husband arrived, rattling around in&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1904,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4972","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4972","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4972"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4972\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4973,"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4972\/revisions\/4973"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1904"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4972"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4972"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4972"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}