A policeman pulls over an old man driving a pickup truck with the bed overflowing with ducks. The officer says sternly, \u201cSir, you can\u2019t have a flock of ducks wandering around downtown. Take them to the zoo immediately!\u201d The old man nods, agrees, and drives off.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The next day, the officer spots the same pickup truck, still full of ducks\u2014but this time, all the ducks are wearing sunglasses. Frustrated, the officer pulls the man over again and exclaims, \u201cI thought I told you to take these ducks to the zoo!\u201d The old man grins and replies, \u201cI did! But now the little rascals want to go to the beach!\u201d A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. \u201cBut officer,\u201d the man began\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cBut officer,\u201d the man began, \u201cI can explain.\u201d \u201cJust be quiet,\u201d snapped the officer. \u201cI\u2019m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back\u2026\u201d \u201cBut officer, I just wanted to say\u2026\u201d \u201cAnd I said to keep quiet! You\u2019re going to jail!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, Lucky for you that the chief is at his daughter\u2019s wedding. He\u2019ll be in a good mood when he gets back.\u201d \u201cDon\u2019t count on it,\u201d answered the fellow in the cell. \u201cI\u2019m the groom.\u201d LOL!! Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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