{"id":3585,"date":"2025-06-15T17:32:15","date_gmt":"2025-06-15T17:32:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/?p=3585"},"modified":"2025-06-15T17:32:15","modified_gmt":"2025-06-15T17:32:15","slug":"joke-of-the-day-an-82-year-old-husband-and-his-80-year-old","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/?p=3585","title":{"rendered":"JOKE OF THE DAY: An 82-year-old husband and his 80-year-old"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/dhijangakosova.com\/author\/hoxhaarbnor4gmail-com\/\"><\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>An 82-year-old man and his 80-year-old wife went out one morning to enjoy a quiet breakfast at a local diner. They spotted a sign offering a \u201cSeniors\u2019 Special\u201d \u2014 two eggs, bacon, hash browns, and toast for just $2.99. It was a deal too good to pass up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cThat sounds perfect,\u201d the wife said, smiling as she looked over the menu.<br><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/buzflash.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/1-15-240x300.jpg\" srcset=\"https:\/\/buzflash.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/1-15-240x300.jpg 240w, https:\/\/buzflash.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/1-15.jpg 670w\" alt=\"\" width=\"240\" height=\"300\"><br>Yeah,\u201d her husband agreed, \u201cbut I don\u2019t want the eggs.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The waitress paused, her face turning serious. \u201cIf you don\u2019t want the eggs, then you\u2019ll have to pay $3.49,\u201d she said flatly. \u201cThat\u2019s the \u00e0 la carte price.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An 82-year-old man and his 80-year-old wife went out one morning to enjoy a quiet breakfast at a local diner. They spotted a sign offering a \u201cSeniors\u2019&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1904,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3585","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3585","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3585"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3585\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3586,"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3585\/revisions\/3586"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1904"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3585"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3585"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3585"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}