{"id":3054,"date":"2025-06-09T19:37:20","date_gmt":"2025-06-09T19:37:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/?p=3054"},"modified":"2025-06-09T19:37:21","modified_gmt":"2025-06-09T19:37:21","slug":"a-married-couple","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/?p=3054","title":{"rendered":"A married couple"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>\u201cA married couple never fought, not even once in 25 years of marriage.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A friend of the couple asked, \u2018How is that even possible?\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Husband replied, \u2018Well, we went to a ranch for our honeymoon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>While horse riding, my wife\u2019s horse jumped and my wife fell off.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She got up and patted the horse and said, \u201cThis is your first time.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>After a while it happened again and she said, \u201cThis is your second time.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And when it happened the third time, she pulled out a gun and shot the horse.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I shouted at her and said, \u201cAre you crazy?!? You killed the hors<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cA married couple never fought, not even once in 25 years of marriage. A friend of the couple asked, \u2018How is that even possible?\u2019 Husband replied, \u2018Well,&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1904,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3054","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3054","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3054"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3054\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3055,"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3054\/revisions\/3055"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1904"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3054"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3054"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goodarticles.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3054"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}