The Old Woman and the Shopkeeper

The owner was delighted to help and started packing the potatoes. However, the woman stopped him and requested that each potato be wrapped individually. The man complied and asked if there was anything else he could help with.

The woman then requested four kilograms of onions to be wrapped similarly. The shop owner packed the onions and asked if there was anything else.

The woman requested seven kilograms of carrots.

Let me guess,” said the owner with a sour face, “you want them wrapped individually.”

“Oh, that would be grand,” she said.

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