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They get married and go to Florida for their honeymoon When they get back, tel frie, howvas him, “Oh, it was beautiful,” says the man. “

The sun, the surf, we made love almost every night, we -” His friend interrupts him. “A man your age! How did you make love almost every night?’

”Oh,” says the man, “we almost made love Monday, we almost made love Tuesday.”

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