A 70-year-old woman decided to stay at an expensive hotel for her birthday.

…the manager was shocked when she handed him a check for $50.00.

“Ma’am,” he said, “this is only fifty dollars. You owe me $250.00.”

The old woman smiled sweetly and replied,
“That’s correct. I charged you $200.00 for sleeping with me.”

The manager gasped. “What?! I didn’t sleep with you!”

She shrugged and said,
“Well, I was here… and you could have. 😌”

Mic drop.

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