…the manager was shocked when she handed him a check for $50.00.
“Ma’am,” he said, “this is only fifty dollars. You owe me $250.00.”
The old woman smiled sweetly and replied,
“That’s correct. I charged you $200.00 for sleeping with me.”
The manager gasped. “What?! I didn’t sleep with you!”
She shrugged and said,
“Well, I was here… and you could have. 😌”
Mic drop.