The officer froze for a second, then burst out laughing.
The wife looked confused. “Knows me? From where?”
The husband shrugged and shouted, “HE SAID IT WAS THE WORST DATE OF HIS LIFE!”
The officer wiped tears from his eyes, handed back the license, and said,
“Ma’am, please slow down and have a nice day.”
As they pulled back onto the road, the wife smiled and asked,
“So… what did he really say?”
The husband grinned.
“Nothing important. Just that you drive great for someone who can’t hear a thing.” 😆
